Mind the gap: The very amusing English thread

[92Phips]

Then perhaps you are not in London. Try to remember how you got there.

I can't remember! I woke up and just lay down here...

 

[Der Dirty]

Let me guess. A hard weekend?

 

[92Phips]

Let me guess. A hard weekend?

No it was were relaxed. It's cold here, could anyone please help me now?!

 

[Der Dirty]

You've got an iPhone. Why don't you use it?

 

[Der Dirty]

And maybe there's a darkCarpet you can use against the cold? :-D

 

[92Phips]

You've got an iPhone. Why don't you use it?

Because I don't have reception here!

 

[Der Dirty]

For GPS you don't need reception, do you?

 

[92Phips]

For GPS you don't need reception, do you?

Oh that's right but Google Maps says: "You are nowhere" :-c

 

[Der Dirty]

Then, I think, you are in a doom loop. So the best thing will be, follow your nose and when you get to a sign with "This Way" on it, trust it.

 

[92Phips]

Then, I think, you are in a doom loop. So the best thing will be, follow your nose and when you get to a sign with "This Way" on it, trust it.

I got to this signs

 

[Der Dirty]

Flip a coin!

 

[92Phips]

Flip a coin!

I don't have one.

 

[Der Dirty]

Then do some counting-out rhyme.

 

[92Phips]

Then do some counting-out rhyme.

Ok, I did and I've chosen "That Way". Now?

I'm afraid....

 

[Der Dirty]

Walk that way. Believe me you'll get somewhere.

 

[92Phips]

Walk that way. Believe me you'll get somewhere.

I walked down the way and now I'm in front of a wood. Shall I go in there?

 

[darkCarpet]

And maybe there's a darkCarpet you can use against the cold? :-D

I heard my name ... Is somebody out there?

 

[92Phips]

I heard my name ... Is somebody out there?

Oh dark...I'm here! *becking*

 

[darkCarpet]

What kind of hell ... ?

 

[92Phips]

What kind of hell ... ?

Hell?? Where's the hell?