Mind the gap: The very amusing English thread

[darkCarpet]

Donuts? I've heard donuts?

 

[Sigur]

There was an interesting documentation about U2 on arte tonight. Did anyone see it?

 

[Tazjin]

There was an interesting documentation about U2 on arte tonight. Did anyone see it?

I don't even own a TV set. Did it contain any doughnuts?

 

[CRiMe]

I don't even own a TV set.

You don´t own a TV set? What´s all your furniture pointed at?

SCNR. Classic Joey. I know very well that you can live without one.

 

[Bananenbieger]

You don´t own a TV set? What´s all your furniture pointed at?

That reminds me of...


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[MrNase]

I was crawling through the latest threads when this old saying popped up in my mind:

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

 

[Bananenbieger]

Or as my flight instructor said: Take off is optional, landing is mandatory

 

[MrNase]

Nice one! Well, you can extend this almost endlessly, I for one got other two things in my mind.
The first thing starts with an 's', die second one with a 'f'. But the endings of both words are the same.

 

[Bananenbieger]

A sight and a fight?

 

[Ben]

A sight and a fight?

More likely: *ucking is optional, *ucking is mandatory.

:-D

 

[92Phips]

More likely: *ucking is optional, *ucking is mandatory.

:-D

What does the * stand for?

 

[Bananenbieger]

You mean that little village belonging to Tarsdorf?

 

[Ben]

You mean that little village belonging to Tarsdorf?

I guess that's exactly what MrNase meant, Mr. Banana Bender.

 

[92Phips]

Just updated my Mac...all went well!

 

[Tazjin]

Just updated my Mac...all went well!

How very ... unexpected.

Good night everyone

 

[MrNase]

When I was born, downloading something from the internet wasn't even possible.
When I grew up, downloading something from the internet was slow. Even the process of installation was faster.
Now that I am grown up the download speeds are incredibly fast but the installation take ages.

The internet evolved. So did Apple?

 

[Walli]

Just updated my Mac...all went well!

Let me guess... Safari is faster than ever?!

 

[92Phips]

Let me guess... Safari is faster than ever?!

Of course...

 

[patr!ck]

Good Morning.. or just "Hello everybody".

 

[Tazjin]

What is all this noise? Shut up.