Mind the gap: The very amusing English thread

[darkCarpet]

I think this mysterious train arrives in hell at 12.00pm.

 

[92Phips]

But I can't find the station...I'm in nowhere

 

[Tazjin]

GUYS

Are you like. .. drunk? We're on a train. Do you know what a train is?
It's like this:

K?

And we're on the Jubilee line.

And to be a bit more precise, we're exactly here:

 

[darkCarpet]

Now we are about 24 hours at the same point?

I want to get to the Station: Heathrow Terminals, please.

 

[Tazjin]

Now we are about 24 hours at the same point?

I want to get to the Station: Heathrow Terminals, please.

Leave this train at Green Park, board Piccadilly line (Western) and you're there.

 

[92Phips]

Oh now I recognized that I was in the toilet of the train...

 

[darkCarpet]

"Le TGV 362 arriverai au Louvre á 3:22."

Ouh sh*t. I took the wrong train.

 

[Tazjin]

Heretic!

National Gallery Museum > Louvre ;-P

 

[92Phips]

Heretic!

National Gallery Museum > Louvre ;-P

I thought we are in London!

 

[Tazjin]

I thought we are in London!

Yeah, we are. The National Gallery Museum is next to Trafalgar Square.

 

[darkCarpet]

The National Gallery Museum is not Le Louvre ...

 

[Tazjin]

That's not what I said.

NAG > Louvre
x > y
x is greater than y

You get it?

 

[Tazjin]

scnr

 

[Seras]

Knock-knock.

 

[Patrick Rollbis]

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

 

[92Phips]

who's there?

Me

 

[MrNase]

Who's there?

Sarah.

(Let's see if we can work this out together )

 

[Patrick Rollbis]

Sarah.

Don't get the joke

If you know Achmed the dead terrorist:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Me, I kill you!

 

[MrNase]

Don't get the joke

You ask: Sarah who?

And I answer: Sarah reason you're not laughing?



Got it?

 

[Patrick Rollbis]

You ask: Sarah who?

And I answer: Sarah reason you're not laughing?



Got it?

Ahhh! An extended Knock-Knock joke there I have to ask again. Okay


Knock Knock!