Mind the gap: The very amusing English thread

[Bananenbieger]

For all you folks that want to discuss something in English or just want to train their language skills.

Please post only in English here.

This is a follow-up to the (meanwhile trashed) "Translations." thread.

 

[onliner]

My English is bad :-c

 

[Nathea]

My english makes me noone so easy after

 

[ametzelchen]

My english makes me noone so easy after

You're wrong - in two respects, Madame

THIS ROOM IS FULLFILLED WITH TEUERSTE ELECTRONISCHE MASCHINE.
FINGERGRABBELING AND PRESSING THE KNOEPKES OF THE MASCHINE IS UNKNOWNERS NOT ERLAUBET.
YOU CAN ONLY HINSET AND STAUNING WATCH THE SCHUFTING OPERATOR, OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE OUTTHROWN AND CAN NOTHING MORE WITHBECOME!!!!!!!

 

[wechsewinke]

i only understand railstation

 

[onliner]

i only understand railstation

And I thought my English ist bad

 

[Smooky]

I don't know what I am doing here, but I'm still here. Why?

 

[Dig1t4L]

Just what you need in the German google translator word:
then comes out with something funny.

by google

but seriosly.. the google translator sucks really bad....

 

[Dinofelis]

the google translator sucks really bad....

The first Microsoft product that doesn't suck will be a vacuum cleaner.

 

[Dig1t4L]

The first Microsoft product that doesn't suck will be a vacuum cleaner.

haha yeah for shure it wont...

 

[richtig]

That´s funny.

Minde the doors

 

[James Grieve]

Well thank you for coming tonight. We've got some fun-stuff to share with you.

It's even thinner than it's predecessor and we think this is huge! It's just unbelievable.

But wait. There is one more thing… shipping in early November.

 

[onliner]

That´s funny.

Minde the doors

Change your Nickname, then we can talk again.

 

[philr3x]

Just look at my signature if you want something in english lads...
Anyway, so what are we gonna talk about? Any ideas or is this just another mock-thread to shorten time?

 

[GunBound]

Even though I'm preparing for CAE, I still need more skills in English…

Btw (ok, das ist Frühenglisch… ): I'm sure most of you can't translate me those words correctly (because they're false friends or phrasal verbs):

actually
hardly
industrial action
to put off

The author of the first post after mine containing those words and its translation will get Karma (even though I know the possibilities scattered over the internet… Please be fair!).

Mann, bin ich aber schlecht…

 

[Bananenbieger]

Change your Nickname, then we can talk again.

So he is "Mr. Right"?

 

[philr3x]

actually

Meaning "eigentlich".

hardly

Meaning "schwerlich".

industrial action

Meaning "Arbeitskampf".

to put off

Meaning "aufschieben".

Don't f***ing put off your English homework.

Now gimme the Karma, dude!

 

[keen]

I just wanted to inform you folks that my cock is hard.

 

[Patrick Rollbis]

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[richtig]

I realise how bad my english skills are